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[neversurrender]

// s.rogers

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grouptext. un: barnes. (backdated to the first day of the mission)

[starer]

So, me and Sam are married now. You owe us a wedding gift.

[Who needs context??]

[unclesam]

oh, big time. and not some bullshit 'the real gift was the bliss you found along the way' kinda thing either.

[neversurrender]

I don't think either of you deserve a gift since you forgot to invite your best friend to the ceremony. I would have made a fine best man.

[Will he ever let them live this down? No. He will not.]

[starer]

You could've only been best man for one of us, and I didn't want to make my sweetheart cry when you picked me.

[unclesam]

oh please, babe, we all know you want redwing to be your best man. this is a judgment free group chat, no need to be shy about it.

how about a late, combined no-longer-bachelor party? lovingly organized by steve, endlessly judged and criticized by the two of us.

[neversurrender]

There's no need to fight over my favor. I have two arms to escort you both down the aisle.

[Best man or father of the bride? Why not both?]

Why is it that the two of you are married but I have to do all the work? If I do this there will be no judging allowed. Also, I could use Redwing's help. For decoration hanging, of course.

[starer]

I didn't agree to adopting your kid, sweetheart. Sorry about that.

[Look, joking around or not, he's never going to admit to there being anything other than animosity held toward that damn drone.]

And it's our honeymoon, Steve. Our job is to sit back and relax. You're meant to be the one taking care of the messy stuff.

[unclesam]

you put a ring on it, you get the whole package, honey. too late to back out now.

agreed on the honeymoon though. we get to sit back and look good doing so, steve, you get to do all the work. I'll send redwing to help only once I've bribed shuri or stark to modify his sound chip so he can chirp 'star-spangled man with a plan' at you relentlessly.

text; un: s.wilson

[unclesam]

[ It's late, but Sam doesn't want to let this sit too long. ]

you awake? we gotta talk, in person and in private.